According to popular rap songs, we know that

a. It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp
b. Pimpin' Ain't Easy

You know what else isn't easy? Figuring out the complicated hairstyle that has made recently convicted Jersey City Society Hill pimp Allen E. Brown (aka Prince) an Internet sensation practically overnight.

P.S.: somewhere Prince is NOT amused.

Besides disclosing the heinous details of Brown's "human trafficking and prostitution ring," in which women and girls were forced to turn tricks and earn $500 on weeknights and $1m000 on weekend nights, NJ.com also details that 'do.

"When Brown first walked into the courtroom he said to his lawyer, Adam Reisman, "I'm tired of your bulls---." His hair was styled exquisitely, with wavy strands curled on his forehead and a long thin ponytail hanging over his shoulders."

Fitting commentary comes by way of Thembi Ford, author of the hilarious blog What Would Thembi Do? -- " How can any man (nevermind that he's a New Jersey pimp) find pride in wearing gelled down Wet N' Wavy bangs leading to what even the reporter refers to as "a long thin ponytail"?

...What about his eyebrows? What about his beard? This dude came straight from jail to court like [that], which really makes me wonder what went on in lock-up because I know he needed a second set of hands to accomplish this bastardization of proper holding product usage."

DListed goes further to name this "The Hair Don't Of 2010" and adds, "We should all be happy to see that one of Coolio's old dreads and Chilli's baby hairs found a new home. His scratch 'n sniff brows are so captivated with the exquisiteness going on above them that they are aching to be a part of it. We don't blame them.

Pimp Brown is going to make a stunning and ravishing Miss Cell Block Hair 2010.

Agreed.

Brown was just sentenced to 18 years in prison -- a deserved sentence for such a reprehensible figure. Here's hoping that his access to brown gel, rat-tail combs and the other tools his hairstyle so obviously requires are severely restricted in the penitentiary. Let the punishment fit the crime!